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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><description>Olya / 16 / DBH / Naruto / FMA / nejiten, saisaku, kakagai, hashimada, leegaa, markus/simon / Requests are open!</description><title>skeletika</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @skeletika)</generator><link>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>hihohaha15:

I’ve been thinking about something for a while now. What if Simon is so soft™ because...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hihohaha15.tumblr.com/post/174981906477/ive-been-thinking-about-something-for-a-while" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;hihohaha15&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’ve been thinking about something for a while now. What if Simon is so soft™ because he has a specialisation in children. We know that he, Daniel and Kara are housekeeping models, but in all three Simon is the kindest (Kara has natural motherly instincts so she doesn’t really count). I think they also mentioned in the game that the androids can get extra features. So how about Simon having a extra feature in children and instead of knowing nine thousand stories like Kara, he knows SIXTEEN THOUSAND. And maybe the reason why he doesn’t look as buff as  Markus is to make him appear kinder to them kiddies! (or just to make him 15x cuter, which worked)&lt;br/&gt;
If we count that as true then after the revolution (if we don’t kill him) we can make him a kindergarten teacher or a babysitter! Anyone with me? *i say as my voice echoes in the void of the dbh fandom*&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/175015103286</link><guid>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/175015103286</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2018 21:12:24 +0300</pubDate><category>its canon</category><category>and i love so much</category><category>dbh</category><category>simon</category></item><item><title>whenfairieshelp:

Human AU where Simon and Markus are at the...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e32ef8b2e3bd1a47a6dc3c287a10869b/tumblr_paddf6t8WL1wpp6qdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://whenfairieshelp.tumblr.com/post/174915677661/human-au-where-simon-and-markus-are-at-the" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;whenfairieshelp&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Human AU where Simon and Markus are at the beginning stage of dating and it’s very awkward and soft,,,,&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/174918382461</link><guid>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/174918382461</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2018 19:56:27 +0300</pubDate><category>aaaaaaaa</category><category>so soft!</category><category>so pure!</category><category>i love this</category><category>dbh</category><category>markus x simon</category></item><item><title>nightfort:

If I don’t come back, lay low as long as you can.</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a947e2f2c8e3a3a785e6b2d90a22b138/tumblr_p9tcxvYtOA1tb9360o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0d5454b3e7ad40e0f2f72aa4b3968c7a/tumblr_p9tcxvYtOA1tb9360o2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nightfort.tumblr.com/post/174573178109/if-i-dont-come-back-lay-low-as-long-as-you-can" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;nightfort&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;If I don’t come back, lay low as long as you can.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/174854512866</link><guid>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/174854512866</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2018 18:40:50 +0300</pubDate><category>oh my sweet son :'c</category><category>dbh</category><category>markus x simon</category></item><item><title>afrych:

why can we choose whether we want to unleash nuclear apocalypse or to perform a musical...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://afrych.tumblr.com/post/174643525065/why-can-we-choose-whether-we-want-to-unleash" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;afrych&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;why can we choose whether we want to unleash nuclear apocalypse or to perform a musical number in detroit but can’t choose who we want to romance as markus&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/174853280811</link><guid>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/174853280811</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2018 17:46:00 +0300</pubDate><category>dbh</category></item><item><title>novathot:

WHERES! THE! DAMN! DOMESTIC AU WHERE MARKUS AND SIMON HAVE 5 KIDS AND READ BEDTIME...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://novathot.tumblr.com/post/174642463692/wheres-the-damn-domestic-au-where-markus-and" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;novathot&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;WHERES! THE! DAMN! DOMESTIC AU WHERE MARKUS AND SIMON HAVE 5 KIDS AND READ BEDTIME STORIES TO THEM!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/174799814066</link><guid>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/174799814066</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2018 01:02:57 +0300</pubDate><category>this is what i live for</category><category>dbh</category><category>markus x simon</category></item><item><title>Drawing Markus and Simon is painful not only because I can&amp;rsquo;t draw but also because I start...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Drawing Markus and Simon is painful not only because I can&amp;rsquo;t draw but also because I start crying everytime I look at them&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/174798438416</link><guid>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/174798438416</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2018 00:13:41 +0300</pubDate><category>dont mind me im just not okay after all of this</category><category>dbh</category><category>skl talks</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/18397ce11b162b1f6115ca42c21cd7ab/tumblr_pa1nfpujNQ1w4ffy0o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/174728945096</link><guid>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/174728945096</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Jun 2018 21:11:38 +0300</pubDate><category>he is my son</category><category>dbh</category><category>markus</category></item><item><title>momnis-absinthia:

me when markus calls carl “dad”:</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://momnis-absinthia.tumblr.com/post/174265876000/me-when-markus-calls-carl-dad" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;momnis-absinthia&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;me when markus calls carl “dad”:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;figure data-orig-width="245" data-orig-height="138"&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ae6d4f98920c1109de72262024373b5a/tumblr_inline_p9btcxtBn51r3veml_540.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="245" data-orig-height="138"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/174704378471</link><guid>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/174704378471</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Jun 2018 01:14:14 +0300</pubDate><category>i wasnt ready for this</category><category>dbh</category><category>markus</category><category>carl manfred</category></item><item><title>charliemvrdock:



”My Name is Markus. This is MY...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e7312b41e2c6231ae7b2f684a09911a8/tumblr_p9csvw1ay31qfinneo2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8727f4fdbd028e1e171cfce90cc04d4e/tumblr_p9csvw1ay31qfinneo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/211f54c714301f48069115a5f8626595/tumblr_p9csvw1ay31qfinneo4_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f3bc1771266d45f004d8bf6a2c0dc9e1/tumblr_p9csvw1ay31qfinneo3_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://charliemvrdock.tumblr.com/post/174281342480" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;charliemvrdock&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;small&gt;

&lt;i&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;small&gt;”My Name is &lt;b&gt;Markus&lt;/b&gt;. &lt;/small&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;small&gt;This is &lt;b&gt;MY&lt;/b&gt; Story”&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/i&gt; &lt;/small&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;b&gt;Detroit: Become Human (2018)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/174695950406</link><guid>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/174695950406</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2018 19:21:54 +0300</pubDate><category>im</category><category>crying</category><category>ебаное стекло</category><category>dbh</category><category>markus</category><category>carl manfred</category></item><item><title>tfbaes:

the way simon says “just come back” after markus says “if i don’t come back, lay low as...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tfbaes.tumblr.com/post/174672339110" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;tfbaes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;the way simon says “just come back” after markus says “if i don’t come back, lay low as long as you can” reblog if you agree and your heart is smashed to pieces with no possibilty of recovery in sight&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/174695539166</link><guid>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/174695539166</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2018 19:04:03 +0300</pubDate><category>sobbing</category><category>dbh</category><category>markus x simon</category></item><item><title>cwstandsforcaswinchester:

the people at quantic dream are COWARDS for not giving us an option to...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://cwstandsforcaswinchester.tumblr.com/post/174675310435/the-people-at-quantic-dream-are-cowards-for-not" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;cwstandsforcaswinchester&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;h1&gt;the people at quantic dream are COWARDS for not giving us an option to have simon and markus together&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/174695373771</link><guid>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/174695373771</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2018 18:57:44 +0300</pubDate><category>god said this</category><category>dbh</category><category>markus x simon</category></item><item><title>listen i’ve just finished rewatching fmab and the edwin scene in the end was so good i can’t</title><description>&lt;p&gt;listen i’ve just finished rewatching fmab and the edwin scene in the end was so good i can’t&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/174533247241</link><guid>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/174533247241</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 Jun 2018 18:37:45 +0300</pubDate><category>im not really into edwin but oh my god</category><category>was i ready for it?</category><category>no</category><category>good job bones</category><category>skl talks</category><category>fma</category></item><item><title>incorrectfmadialogue:

source post</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/44ec03cd38cd0929582a295b080751e3/tumblr_p6emedjRb31vjdpjeo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3f3853ca604d0501d4aca5d5b79ec540/tumblr_p6emedjRb31vjdpjeo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e6523322eb764147c151e57c1d7a7209/tumblr_p6emedjRb31vjdpjeo3_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9af6fde40f9b0beea924de33c501e6b1/tumblr_p6emedjRb31vjdpjeo4_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3fc16ca807e3315c9e354550c85ac27c/tumblr_p6emedjRb31vjdpjeo5_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://incorrectfmadialogue.tumblr.com/post/172971385439/source-post" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;incorrectfmadialogue&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://i-am-a-fish.tumblr.com/post/167183546817/i-am-a-fish-goddesssword-i-am-a-fish"&gt;source&lt;/a&gt; post&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/174465416816</link><guid>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/174465416816</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2018 15:37:40 +0300</pubDate><category>OH MY GOD</category><category>alphonse elric</category><category>i cant</category><category>this jahaghgh</category><category>edward elric</category><category>ling yao</category><category>winry rockbell</category></item><item><title>papabay:

if u just ask, u too can be wall pinned by fuqboi 1010</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/72e519800ab72fff9012e22eceb94955/tumblr_p9h9baTMcL1slkit3o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/aeb6c373cb9589ff1d78b4847679cd94/tumblr_p9h9baTMcL1slkit3o7_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f45dcf935c6366f8dcdd074b346bb87e/tumblr_p9h9baTMcL1slkit3o2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/224813f69215319816d896d781edbc6d/tumblr_p9h9baTMcL1slkit3o6_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2b07dfbaa3ad693f5f35ef8a73e1ef8d/tumblr_p9h9baTMcL1slkit3o3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f4315ae870d6ceb51e05978ac6b6db89/tumblr_p9h9baTMcL1slkit3o4_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/23b6423b98fdc3f52eaaa0c804ccbfed/tumblr_p9h9baTMcL1slkit3o5_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://papabay.tumblr.com/post/174363096577/if-u-just-ask-u-too-can-be-wall-pinned-by-fuqboi" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;papabay&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;if u just ask, u too can be wall pinned by fuqboi 1010&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/174363506741</link><guid>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/174363506741</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2018 10:05:00 +0300</pubDate><category>oh oh my heart</category><category>it is beautiful i love it</category><category>❤❤❤</category><category>nejiten</category><category>tenten</category><category>neji hyuga</category></item><item><title>erins-unmentionables:

Look to each their own but I’m kinda bothered by the tendency of some GaaLee...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://erins-unmentionables.tumblr.com/post/174334327789/look-to-each-their-own-but-im-kinda-bothered-by" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;erins-unmentionables&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Look to each their own but I’m kinda bothered by the tendency of some GaaLee fan artists to draw Gaara like he’s a teenage moe-girl and not a grown ass man. Like, yeah I get Lee is taller and more built than he is but not by that much???? Gaara and Lee are both men. They’re dudes in a relationship. That’s the whole point of being gay. They’re both dudes. There doesn’t need to be a “girl” in the relationship; it’s heteronormative and moreover it fetishizes Gaara in kind of a creepy way by turning him into the “woman” of the relationship. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Just let them be two gay dudes. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/174335006986</link><guid>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/174335006986</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2018 16:07:11 +0300</pubDate><category>yes</category><category>gaalee</category><category>leegaa</category></item><item><title>bpdmemes:Remember when you had energy to do things? Those were some wild times</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://bpdmemes.tumblr.com/post/170652028253/remember-when-you-had-energy-to-do-things-those" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;bpdmemes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Remember when you had energy to do things? Those were some wild times&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/174124684976</link><guid>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/174124684976</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2018 00:19:56 +0300</pubDate><category>i guess i dont have energy since 2015</category><category>i could do homework</category><category>and was able to socialize</category><category>wow???</category></item><item><title>astronomically-androngynous:

sounddesignerjeans:
princess-mint:
...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b1318e206fdc7c5918d808a20cb3f20b/tumblr_owa8k2mP921ubcewro1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://astronomically-androngynous.tumblr.com/post/168708477574/sounddesignerjeans-princess-mint" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;astronomically-androngynous&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://sounddesignerjeans.tumblr.com/post/165634238388/princess-mint-alarajrogers-niambi-im" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;sounddesignerjeans&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://princess-mint.tumblr.com/post/165558337013/alarajrogers-niambi-im-oh-my-god-this" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;princess-mint&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://alarajrogers.tumblr.com/post/165449403569/niambi-im-oh-my-god-this-actually-explains" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;alarajrogers&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://niambi.tumblr.com/post/165337198625/im" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;niambi&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’m????&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh my God this actually explains so much.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So there’s a known thing in the study of human psychology/sociology/what-have-you where men are known to, on average, rely entirely on their female romantic partner for emotional support. Bonding with other men is done at a more superficial level involving fun group activities and conversations about general subjects but rarely involves actually leaning on other men or being really honest about emotional problems. Men use alcohol to be able to lower their inhibitions enough to expose themselves emotionally to other men, but if you can’t get emotional support unless you’re drunk, you have a problem.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So men need to have a woman in their lives to have anyone they can share their emotional needs and vulnerabilities with. However, since women are not socialized to fear sharing these things, women’s friendships with other women are heavily based on emotional support. If you can’t lean on her when you’re weak, she’s not your friend. To women, what friendship &lt;i&gt;is&lt;/i&gt; is someone who listens to all your problems and keeps you company.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So this disconnect men are suffering from is that they think that only a person who is having sex with you will share their emotions and expect support. That’s what a romantic partner does. But women think that’s what a friend does. So women do it for their romantic partners &lt;i&gt;and&lt;/i&gt; their friends and expect a male friend to do it for them the same as a female friend would. This fools the male friend into thinking there must be something romantic there when there is not.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This here is an example of patriarchy hurting everyone. Women have a much healthier approach to emotional support – they don’t die when widowed at nearly the rate that widowers die and they don’t suffer emotionally from divorce nearly as much even though they suffer much more financially, and this is because women don’t put all their emotional needs on one person. Women have a support network of other women. But men are trained to never share their emotions except with their wife or girlfriend, because that isn’t manly. So when she dies or leaves them, they have no one to turn to to help with the grief, causing higher rates of death, depression, alcoholism and general awfulness upon losing a romantic partner. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So men suffer terribly from being trained in this way. But women suffer in that they can’t reach out to male friends for basic friendship. I am not sure any man can comprehend how heartbreaking it is to realize that a guy you thought was your friend was really just trying to get into your pants. Friendship is &lt;i&gt;real.&lt;/i&gt; It’s emotional, it’s important to us. We lean on our friends. Knowing that your friend was secretly seething with resentment when you were opening up to him and sharing your problems because he felt like he shouldn’t have to do that kind of emotional work for anyone not having sex with him, and he felt used by you for that reason, is &lt;i&gt;horrible.&lt;/i&gt; And the fact that men can’t share emotional needs with other men means that lots of men who can’t get a girlfriend end up turning into horrible misogynistic people who think the world owes them the love of a woman, like it’s a commodity… because no one will die without sex. Masturbation exists. But people &lt;i&gt;will&lt;/i&gt; die or suffer deep emotional trauma from having no one they can lean on emotionally. And men who are suffering deep emotional trauma, and have been trained to channel their personal trauma into rage because they can’t share it, become mass shooters, or rapists, or simply horrible misogynists.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The only way to fix this is to teach boys it’s okay to love your friends. It’s okay to share your needs and your problems with your friends. It’s okay to lean on your friends, to hug your friends, to be weak with your friends. Only if this is okay for boys to do with their male friends can this problem be resolved… so men, this one’s on you. Women can’t fix this for you; you don’t listen to us about matters of what it means to be a man. Fix your own shit and teach your brothers and sons and friends that this is okay, or everyone suffers.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The next time a guy says, “What? You don't want to be my friend?” I’ll text him this and then ask if he really wants to be friends or just have another potential girlfriend.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;y’all I am &lt;i&gt;living &lt;/i&gt;for these analyses where the new way to fight the patriarchy is to teach men to love each other and themselves&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Im a communication student and can confirm the above is absolutely 100% accurate and it’s called agentic vs communal friendship theorized by Steven McCornack&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/173772088371</link><guid>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/173772088371</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2018 21:06:51 +0300</pubDate></item><item><title>pardonmewhileipanic:
fatfeministkillljoy:

blue–green:

kimibellini:

blue–green:

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&lt;p&gt;The guy next to me in a coffee shop is
telling his date ‘You know you girls are all liars. Well, not all, but I’d say
80%. More than half.’&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;‘Girls think they have power over men by using sex as a bargaining chip and they don’t.‘&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now he’s telling her about a ‘psycho’
date he had who started telling him how ‘patronizing’ he was OUT OF NOWHERE&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He’s a musician but he says he couldn’t date any of the ‘sheep’ who come to his gigs.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He’s been talking about himself literally nonstop since I sat down fifteen minutes ago. The scariest thing is the girl is listening actively, leaning forward, and smiling and giggling while I’m mentally screaming ‘Run, girl, run!’&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Now he’s talking about gig he did for the troops in Afghanistan and how dangerous it was. ‘I could have been shot by a sniper at any second. But I was making people human. I was keeping them from going crazy. I was playing bass and crowd-surfing on my back. We were treated like ACDC. I had a prejudice about the military but you see the armed forces for what they are. They’re good people.’&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He’s finally stopped telling her about the military and has gone back to covering every detail of his career. I still know absolutely nothing about his date.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now he’s complaining about how bad the dancers were at one of his gigs (‘pathetic, ridiculous’).&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now he’s giving her a detailed history lesson on Greco-Turkish military conflict. I swear I’m not making any of this up.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Summary of the rest of the date:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Guy’s talking continues, relentless. Girl’s responses slowly growing more and more lackluster (unnoticed). Finally Guy gets up to use the bathroom. I casually say to Girl, ‘First date?’ A few seconds later, we’re recapping every obnoxious moment, literally holding onto each other, doubled over and gasping with laughter. ‘He hasn’t stopped talking since I sat down!’ ‘Oh my god, I’m so tired!’ ‘I mean, it’s your choice, but I wouldn’t go on a second date with that guy.’ More peals of laughter. ‘Oh my god, I’m &lt;i&gt;so tired&lt;/i&gt;!’ ‘Not that I wanted to eavesdrop, but when he said all women were liars…’ ‘I &lt;i&gt;know&lt;/i&gt;, right? I couldn’t believe it! I didn’t want to offend him, but…’ And so on. Finally: ‘Shh, here he comes.’&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We straighten up and I pretend to be working on my laptop. Guy comes back to the table and they leave together. She waves at me behind his back.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;no way could i have gotten through that date&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OMG&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You know, I actually think that dude may have a point about 80% of girls he’s known being liars.  Haven’t we all been that girl at some point, fake-smiling and faking interest in some self-obsessed douchenozzle going on about his Important Manly Self?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Being scared to tell him HONESTLY how disgusting and awful he is, since he could flip out and kill us for rejecting his ass or stalk us or any number of things many men do. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yep. Girls do lie. For survival. Because men like him exist.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;^&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;^^^^^^^^^^^^^^&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;h2&gt;&lt;b&gt;^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/173765240656</link><guid>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/173765240656</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2018 16:00:29 +0300</pubDate></item><item><title>Winry from math class</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5876bee05ab32242f10f631bb50a134f/tumblr_p8eva55SwY1uncce5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Winry from math class&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/173702184466</link><guid>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/173702184466</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2018 16:10:48 +0300</pubDate><category>winry rockbell</category><category>drawing her is soo nice</category><category>fma</category><category>skl</category></item><item><title>darkangelwitch:

 Al: I can fit my entire world in my hands. Ed: We both know that’s physically...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://darkangelwitch.tumblr.com/post/173669452683/al-i-can-fit-my-entire-world-in-my-hands-ed-we" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;darkangelwitch&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'&gt; Al: I can fit my entire world in my hands. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'&gt;Ed: We both know that’s physically impossible &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'&gt;Al: *Cradles Ed in his armored arms*&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Ed:&lt;/b&gt; *Starts crying*&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/173697351571</link><guid>https://skeletika.tumblr.com/post/173697351571</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2018 10:55:49 +0300</pubDate><category>im dead</category><category>mhhhnmm</category><category>ляленьки</category><category>edward elric</category><category>alphonse elric</category></item></channel></rss>
