I’ve been thinking about something for a while now. What if Simon is so soft™ because he has a specialisation in children. We know that he, Daniel and Kara are housekeeping models, but in all three Simon is the kindest (Kara has natural motherly instincts so she doesn’t really count). I think they also mentioned in the game that the androids can get extra features. So how about Simon having a extra feature in children and instead of knowing nine thousand stories like Kara, he knows SIXTEEN THOUSAND. And maybe the reason why he doesn’t look as buff as Markus is to make him appear kinder to them kiddies! (or just to make him 15x cuter, which worked)
If we count that as true then after the revolution (if we don’t kill him) we can make him a kindergarten teacher or a babysitter! Anyone with me? *i say as my voice echoes in the void of the dbh fandom*
Human AU where Simon and Markus are at the beginning stage of dating and it’s very awkward and soft,,,,
Drawing Markus and Simon is painful not only because I can’t draw but also because I start crying everytime I look at them


